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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

Truth! Hahaha.

(Source: socotic, via hotboyproblems)

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

I laughed way to hard at this for some reason.

(via hotboyproblems)

spiritscraft:

merrymacaron:

caffeinatedcrafting:

Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
  • Onion, Diced
  • Carrots, Diced
  • 1 Egg
  • Olive Oil
  • Soy Sauce
  • Vinegar

Instructions:

  • Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
  • Dice veggies, throw  into pan with oil
  • Throw on rice and cake down
  • Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
  • Flip/Mix Rice
  • Cook for another 4-5 min
  • Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
  • Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
  • Eat :3

LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!

Yes! This uses brown rice making it relevant to my interests, now I just need real fermented soy sauce.

Must try!